Sheb the Purple People Eater

One tragic morning my one-cup coffee maker failed to brew. After serving me faithfully for over 5 years, It truly deserved to be reincarnated. Looking around the kitchen (after a cup of tea) I found a few things that proved handy. Spatulas (wings), funnel (horn), salad fork (hand), spaghetti grabbers (feet) and disposable flatware (tentacles). The scales are hand-hammered bottle caps courtesy of a helpful barmaid. I added feathers, a piece of tubing, wire, eyeball, and layered it with three types of paint.

I have no idea why he chose to be a purple people eater in his new life, but he is really rocking it.